Agent Scud 1:20 Tue Sep 17
Pancreatitis - It's a bit of a cunt.
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I've been stuck in hospital since Friday with this and gall stones. As far as I'm aware the only other pain that comes close is a hamster giving birth to a fully grown rhino who gets his horn caught on the tubes on the way out.
It's a bit fucking sore to be honest.
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13 Brentford Rd
9:50 Wed Sep 18
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Not wishing make light of it but one of our cats has had it for around 9 months, he has had a few spells where he will barely eat anything for a week and then after a course of steroids and anti biotics he's fine. Last week he needed 2 nights at the vets with a drip and fluids. Has lost a lot of weight and is now very picky with food , ranging from not eating one morning and then being ravenous in the eve.
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Northern Sold
5:40 Wed Sep 18
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I passed solid blood clots after I got a blockage in my bladder after a biopsy... that smarted a bit... however it was nothing compared to 4 days of bladder spasms... what a joy that was... I now know why hospital windows now only open a few inches... as I was gonna throw myself out at one stage...
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Spandex Sidney
4:13 Wed Sep 18
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I had a number of little gallstones and one about 1cm in diameter. The bloke who did the scan said to watch out for that one!
About six months later it got lodged in a bile duct and slowly made it's way through. Fucking agony for about 10 hours, worse pain than when my appendix burst
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Toe Rag
4:08 Wed Sep 18
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Did they remove your sense of humour at the same time as removing your gall bladder Boots?
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LeroysBoots
2:03 Wed Sep 18
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Had the same
Removed my gall bladder
The pains I had were excruciating, double over.
Gall stones got lodged in pancreas so developed pancreatitis
To counter the village idiot, I didnt die, just adjusted my diet
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Toe Rag
6:25 Tue Sep 17
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Are you a season ticket holder?
Can I have it when you die?
I’d wish you a speedy recovery but I really want that ticket.
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Mike Oxsaw
6:25 Tue Sep 17
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Blimey! Sounds like gout was a stroll in the park then.
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cup of tea
6:13 Tue Sep 17
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I'll raise you a passing of a kidney stone to rival the pain. Sweated so much and rolling on the floor I actually passed out before coming around and passing the stone in absolute agony
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claypole
6:00 Tue Sep 17
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I had this a couple of years ago, vicious pain. I Turned yellow they took my gall bladder out and now if i overdo the beer and have a ruby/kebab, the next day can be spent in anguish.
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riosleftsock
3:56 Tue Sep 17
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Good luck Scud and Godspeed.
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tanman
3:53 Tue Sep 17
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A mate has had it twice, he is only 40. Both came after massive sessions. One a holiday in Cyprus and another after a weekend away with me.
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tanman
3:51 Tue Sep 17
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Are you a heavy drinker?
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Mike Oxsaw
2:13 Tue Sep 17
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Agent Scud 1:35 Tue Sep 17
You want to change FROM remain??? Jeez - you'd better hope nobody else from the Brexit thread stumbles onto this one...
I wish you the speediest of recoveries.
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the coming of gary
1:40 Tue Sep 17
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... get well soon, old fruit !
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Agent Scud
1:35 Tue Sep 17
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I'm here to be cunted off as a distraction.
I voted Remain but now want to leave because I'm bored of it and the scaremongering is bordering on childish histrionics. That should be enough for you all to hate me. Have at it you gibbering bellends.
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Hugh Jampton
1:33 Tue Sep 17
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I've just had a stent put in under a kidney as a stone was causing a blockage - that fucking hurt too! Get well soon.
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Mike Oxsaw
1:25 Tue Sep 17
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If it's anything like gout then you have my deepest....wait a goddam minute there buddy! How did you vote in the referendum? Some things are just more important, don't you know. Tell us! Tell us NOW!
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J.Riddle
1:24 Tue Sep 17
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It will do you no good coming on here for sympathy :-)
Wishing you a speedy recovery all the same xx
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cholo
1:23 Tue Sep 17
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Genuinely sorry to hear that.
Get well soon.
You cunt.
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